{"product_id":"yank-squish-stress-monster","title":"Screaming Stress Relief Monster Toy","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eYour New Favorite Desk Distraction.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eMeet the ultimate cure for a stressful workday or a boring afternoon. This hilariously weird little monster is designed to take the brunt of your frustration. Grab a handful of its neon, super-stretchy hair and give it a yank. Whether you need a quick mental break or just want to annoy your friends, this is the bizarrely satisfying fidget toy you never knew you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Will Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOddly Satisfying Stress Relief:\u003c\/b\u003e Pull, stretch, and squish. The strange tactile feedback is the absolute best way to decompress after a long meeting or an intense gaming session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA Certified Conversation Starter:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep it on your desk or coffee table and watch what happens. It is impossible for anyone to walk by without wanting to grab its hair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to be Yanked:\u003c\/b\u003e Engineered with ultra-durable, highly elastic materials, the neon hair strands are designed to handle all your pulling and stretching without snapping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Gag Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Looking for a genuinely funny present for a coworker, teenager, or friend? This strange little freak is an instant hit and a guaranteed laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eIncludes 1x Stretchy Hair Monster\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eAvailable in multiple vibrant monster colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eCompact size, perfect for taking on the go\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Little monster Purple","offer_id":43059382779971,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Little monster pink","offer_id":43059382812739,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Little monster blue","offer_id":43059382845507,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Little monster orange","offer_id":43059382878275,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Little monster green","offer_id":43059382911043,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Little monster yellow","offer_id":43059382943811,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0683\/2003\/4883\/files\/O1CN01Z5VsNe1JG37zs6IMm__2216755491000-0-cib_73ea102e-f278-4f1c-aa91-43da4a6323bb.jpg?v=1774206542","url":"https:\/\/perfinix.com\/products\/yank-squish-stress-monster","provider":"Perfinix","version":"1.0","type":"link"}